Funny Sayings Candles

Funny candles infused with premium fragrances!

CANDLE INFO:      

• Size Fill: 10 oz | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4"
• 10 oz Burn Time 50+ Hours 
• Wax:  100% Soy Wax, Premium Fragrance Oil, Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO   
• Wick:  100% Cotton (Lead and Zinc Free)  
• Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA            

CANDLE CARE:     

• Always Trim Your Wick to 1/4" Before Candle is Lit Each Time.   
• Burn Candle so Wax Pool Reaches the Jar Edge Each Time to Prevent Wax Tunneling    
• Do Not Burn Candle More Than 4 Hours at a Time or with Less Than a 1/2" of Wax Remaining      
• Keep Candle Away from Fans, Open Windows, Children, Pets     
• Never Leave a Burning Candle Unattended

Styles & Scents:

Guac - Don't Let Anyone Treat You Like Free Salsa You Are Guac

Wild Huckleberry.  Delicious wild huckleberries will fill any room with an enticing scent of huckleberry, lemon peel, vanilla, sugar cane and white musk. 

NOTES:   

• Top:  Huckleberry, Lemon Peel. 
• Middle:  Vanilla.   
• Bottom: Sugar Cane, White Musk 

Girlfriends - Girlfriends Are Just Therapists You Can Drink With

Wild Huckleberry.  Delicious wild huckleberries will fill any room with a enticing scent of huckleberry, lemon peel, vanilla, sugar cane and white musk. 

NOTES:   

• Top:  Huckleberry, Lemon Peel. 
• Middle:  Vanilla.   
• Bottom: Sugar Cane, White Musk 

Homeowner - Badass Homeowner Look at You Adulting & Shit

Lavender + Lemongrass.  Bright and flavorful this scent will fill your home with notes of lemon, orange, lavender, lily, woods, and musk. 

NOTES:     

• Top:  Orange, Lemon   
• Middle: Lavender, Lily  
• Bottom:  Woody, Musk 

Hug - Hug in a Jar

Tropical Fruit Temptations.  Fruity and citrus notes intertwine with fresh cut flowers, spice, and coconut cream for a delightful scent that will fill any room. 

NOTES:  

• Top: Tropical Fruit 
• Middle: Spice 
• Bottom: Vanilla 

Favorite Child - My Favorite Child Gave Me This Candle

Island Coconut Lime.  The fresh scent of lime and coconut will instantly transform any room into a tropical retreat. The fresh scent of lime and coconut will instantly transform any room into a tropical retreat. 

NOTES:  

• Top: Lime 
• Middle: Coconut 

• Bottom: Floral  

Aunt - Look At You Becoming An Aunt & Shit

Happy - Happy Happy Happy Happy Birthday

Buttercream Vanilla Cupcake.  This sweet aroma blends the scent of frosting and creamy vanilla bean. This scent is interwoven with fragrant bakery notes and the rich nuances of buttercream and sugar 

NOTES:  

• Top: Frosting 
• Middle: Vanilla Bean 
• Bottom: Buttercream 

Please note: This is a final sale item! No returns or exchanges will be allowed on this item.