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Holiday Bar Soap


These are the perfect gift for any fellow who enjoys the occasional drink and/or the occasional shower.

Homemade Eggnog:  This yuletide brick of soap will make holiday spirits and showers bright with its toasted nutmeg and musk scent. 

Mall Santa's Cough Syrup:  When you sit on mall Santa's lap, be sure to tell him everyone you know deserves one of these peppermint-scented bricks of soap. 

Rudolph's Well Deserved Night Cap:  Give someone this gift of cinnamon and antique wood-scented soap and they'll for sure ask you to join in all their reindeer games. 

Big Ass Lump of Coal:  Legend has it, St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad. Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. 

Illegally Cut Pine:  Avoid the sad stench of artificial flame retardant and indulge in the freshest scent of the season with Duke Cannon’s Illegally Cut Pine Soap.  This large, 10 oz. soap features an invigorating aroma inspired by the fresh scent of Illegally Cut Pine, a practice we wholeheartedly discourage but imagine smells pretty nice. Avoid the misdemeanor trespassing charge and embrace the freshest scent of the season.  

Frothy: “Frothy the Beer Man was always full of cheer. With two ice cold mugs and a big ‘ol keg, he preferred to share his beer.”  Share the best stocking stuffer of the season when you give the Frothy the Beer Man Soap. This large, 10 oz. soap is made with beer, but it doesn’t smell like it. It has a woodsy, sandalwood scent that most men and women find mighty appealing.

Product Specs: 

  • 3x bigger and better smelling that traditional bar soap
  • Made in the USA by humans, not elves
  • May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
  •  10oz
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